OMFG! Major Gossip Girl spoiler that made us... uh... happy!

If you're a fan of Gossip Girl and don't wanna know nuttin' about the upcoming season, consider this to be a major spoiler alert warning and leave this story right now.

(I need to catch my breath for a second and tame my hard-on.) Ok, here goes:

According to an exclusive scoop by Entertainment Weekly, in the upcoming season Chuck Bass - played by Brit hottie Ed Westwick - ends up going gay! It's all part of a scheme by Blair, of course, and sadly doesn't feature Ed sucking face with People Magazine's hottest bachelor (and lurker of many of my late night fantasies) Chace Crawford, but the series is finally going where it's only lightly treaded: Faggotry finally comes to Constance Billard!

Of course, in an ideal world we'd get to see Ed and Chace... uh, I mean Chuck and Nate hate-fuck each other, but being that the show is on the CW it ain't gonna happen. Sigh.

Thankfully the "are they or aren't they?" rumors about the real-life soon-to-be-ex NYC roommates will live on forever. (Yay!)

Still, Ed and his scruffy chest look good just lounging around, and my imagination went into filthy overdrive after this candid pic of Chace making sweet tongue-love (ignore the chick) to a beer bottle while looking ready for drunk-dude-groping surfaced. And who can forget Chace and his friends in their Speedos in the trashtastic homoerotic frightfest The Covenant. Yes, I admit it: I'm a Tiger Beat whacker!