Do you have what it takes to be a Charmin Ambassador?

We're just going to file this one under our increasingly popular sub-genre WTF. Ever wanted to get paid for taking a number 2? Well, today is your lucky day. Charmin (the preferred toilet paper of homosexuals) is offering $10,000 to bloggers to be their Charmin Ambassadors to poop, wipe and then blog. Where is this happening you ask? Now the whole world can read about other people's bodily functions while tooling about the public bathrooms around Times Square. I thought former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani put a stop to such things, but I digress. Hopefully they will set up a point system that will include such popular gay public activities like how many glory holes you encounter in one day and foot tapping.

I thought this was a hoax, but it's not. The running joke in the blogging world is that Charmin has upped the anty on paying bloggers, which is more than the Huffington Post. So, if you are interested in this new job opportunity or need a few extra bucks during the holiday season, then check out the site EnjoytheGo.com, which is chalk full of details. All you need to do is on Nov. 5th head to the desired location and bring a photo, resume and be able to explain in full detail why you like to... you know... go. I guess you don't need to have a degree in journalism either. Hmm, maybe Homopop could take a trek up to the Big Apple and see if we have the qualifications. Hmmm....

But whatever you do, please don't squeeze the Charmin.