About Mike

If you don't know who this hunk is, you are certainly going to want to. Meet Mike—in his own words!

What’s the worst place for a guy to hit on you?
I’m a lover, not a fighter….OH! I mean…the locker room.

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
“There’s only one thing wrong with your face…I’m not sitting on it.”

What’s the best or most creative pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
“My place?”

What approach is most likely to work with you?
From behind.

Good First Date Idea:
Anything that involves a new experience for both of us. New restaurant. A park neither of us have been to. A new position.

What signals do you give to a man when you want him to make the first move?
Why wait for him to make the first move?

Have you ever been in a situation when two men competed for your attention at the same time? Who won, and why?
Yes. Neither. They ran off together.

Favorite Activities:
Weight lifting, drawing, singing, eating, napping.

Guilty Pleasures:
Underwear, older men.

Ambitions:
To buy a house by the time I’m 30. Traveling outside of the country. Yo quiero hablar espanol mas bueno.

Favorite Books:
*How I Learned To Snap by Kirk Read, Becoming a Man by Paul Monett, Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs.

Favorite Movies:
Every single one that Hart and Keeneye give me to watch.

Favorite TV show:
Golden Girls. RuPaul’s Drag Race. South Park.

Pets:
A beagle mix named Marley.

Foods I Crave:
Ice Cream, General Tso’s Chicken, soda.

Jobs Before Homopop.com:
Go-go dancer, Lifeguard, Dishwasher, Actor/Singer/Dancer, tour guide, host.

Favorite Song to Sing:
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy.

In the Morning:
…I can’t get anything done until I’ve given Marley a walk. THEN I can start the day. If she doesn’t get out of bed, my morning is ruined.

If I Had More Time I Would:
…still not have enough time.

Likes:
Good jokes, people who take care of themselves, family, friends, friends with benefits.

Dislikes:
Materialism, pretension, total tops, total bottoms, manscaping.