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About Marcus

Marcus lives in Philadelphia with his sister. He has recently separated from his imaginary husband Lloyd after a recent domestic incident involving tuna fish. "There will be no Chicken of the Sea in my home," states Marcus. His many skills include and are not limited to sewing, baking, archery, and biological studies. As one of Philadelphia's foremost party-girls, Marcus has been charming the hearts of tri-state resident for the past seven years. His future plans include an active cure to aging and the development of a new, better form of perforation in paper products.