WTF

Do you believe this? Our little blog got bamboozled by YouTube—Google actually—when they just suspended our account saying that HOMOPOP violated some "google terms or service". Ok, so we might have once in the beginning but we rectified the situation with covering up some naughty bits for our Sex Skins review featuring Mike and Marcus. At some point in the last month with hit 30,000 views and I guess that was some cause for alarm, but really?

In my opinion this is some form of censorship of gay content like we show here. Type in "gay porn" (I am purposely not linking to youtube) in their search engine and there are thousands of videos to be had—naked wrestlers, porn stars, etc.... You know content we aren't afraid to hide from. Some videos are more risque than others, but seriously YouTube WTF?

We're just going to file this one under our increasingly popular sub-genre WTF. Ever wanted to get paid for taking a number 2? Well, today is your lucky day. Charmin (the preferred toilet paper of homosexuals) is offering $10,000 to bloggers to be their Charmin Ambassadors to poop, wipe and then blog. Where is this happening you ask? Now the whole world can read about other people's bodily functions while tooling about the public bathrooms around Times Square. I thought former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani put a stop to such things, but I digress. Hopefully they will set up a point system that will include such popular gay public activities like how many glory holes you encounter in one day and foot tapping.

I thought this was a hoax, but it's not. The running joke in the blogging world is that Charmin has upped the anty on paying bloggers, which is more than the Huffington Post. So, if you are interested in this new job opportunity or need a few extra bucks during the holiday season, then check out the site EnjoytheGo.com, which is chalk full of details. All you need to do is on Nov. 5th head to the desired location and bring a photo, resume and be able to explain in full detail why you like to... you know... go. I guess you don't need to have a degree in journalism either. Hmm, maybe Homopop could take a trek up to the Big Apple and see if we have the qualifications. Hmmm....

But whatever you do, please don't squeeze the Charmin.

Happy Monday, kids! Well, we're just gonna have to file this one under our WTF line of entries. We were sent this link by a fabulous friend some time ago, but having only just recovered from the trauma of seeing it, we figured what better way to start off a workweek than to post something gay but not gay. But definitely gay. Well, maybe not. Oh, who are we kidding - this is major faggotry.

I've no clue who this outta control queen is, but his website appears to be his name - Lars Holdhus. Or maybe it's Lars Hold Us. As is "hold us down cuz we just busted a gut laffing at this mess." Here you'll see a lithe young man dancing and prancing (and lip-stinking) around to one of Madonna's earliest hits as a nude and nubile lass rubs her canal while perched atop a bed - and young laddy never pays her even one iota of attention. Maybe it was done as a precursor to the release of Madge's greatest-hits collection that just streeted... or maybe this boy simply has too much time on his hands. So, it's not really gay, but it definitely made us guffaw - and scared us, too. Click here to watch what I lovingly refer to as "So You Think You Can Prance." Prance, I say!

Normally I never go after people's political or religious beliefs (it gets too messy, no one ever wins the argument, and if you're about to have sex with someone any talk of things bi-partisanshippy or of Biblical plagues have a tendency to make me "wilt," if you get my meaning) but this post from today's Washington Times is just too good to pass up and not semi-snarkily comment on.

Under their "Analysis and Opinion" column someone named Rebecca Hagelin (who will be referred to as Hag from here on out) babbled on in a piece called "The Plague of Porn" how "It's critical to understand that consuming porn is never just "harmless entertainment" and "Like a toxic plague, pornography usage is sweeping our nation and destroying our humanity." Really? A toxic plague? Destroying our humanity? What about gambling, ciggies and booze - all legal and backed by powerful lobbyists who reside in the fair city from which your daily takes its namesake.

My favorite misnomer? Oh gurl, it's just gotta be this honey-of-an-O:

Big WTF?

Now like a good homo, I love our favorite primetime lesbo Ellen DeGeneresas much as the rest of you, but why is she doing replacing Paula and judging American Idol? I guess she's really bored hosting her daily talk show. I mean she is never going to overtake the big O in ratings and having the number 1 lesbian talk show so I guess this is her next career move. Maybe the former "closeted" gay Adam Lambert inspired her. I don't know what it is about Idol that rubs me the wrong way. We did get Kelly Clarkson out of the deal, but the show jumped the shark a few seasons ago after William Hung sung "She Bangs". Oh yes, I went there! But I do find it ironic that the homophobic Fox network is calling upon a big ol' lesbian to boost their ratings.

I really hope Ellen sports a giant Coca-Cola cup filled with vodka every show. That's the only way I can believe that she legitimately belongs on the show as a judge, but we will see how she does this season. It will certainly be comical.

Ooh, I wonder if she'll call out to Ryan Seacrest. "Hey GURRL! How you doin'?" Now that would be worth the whole fucking experience. What do you think?

In a move of jaw-dropping hatefulness that defies description, a masked gunman opened fire on the Tel Aviv Gay and Lesbian Association club this past Saturday, killing two and wounding tons of others. What makes this even more revolting is the fact that the Association is a haven for gay and lesbian youth - a place where they should feel protected. According to Reuters, one protester at the scene held up a placard blaming a powerful religious Jewish political party whose members have regularly inveighed against gays.

The pic here is from the live performance of "Forbidden Love" during Madonna's 2006 Confessions Tour, and is well worth the watch. Even if you hate her, the performance is very moving. Plus, it features her hottie dancers Mihran and Jason Young in a cute embrace.

Michael Lucas has just released the first-ever gay porn shot on location in Israel - called, duh, Men of Israel - and it was even mentioned/noted/made fun of (before this tragedy, of course) on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show. Panelists referred to it as "the biggest thing to happen to gay Jews since Streisand." See the clip here, and after viewing it, take the time to hug a gay teen today and let 'em know they're important. Dammit... did I just reveal I sorta have a heart? [Shit!]

In case you hadn't heard the news, as of 1:30pm ET this day after Memorial Day - and don't think the irony ain't lost on us - the California Supreme Court upheld a ban on same-sex marriages that some backwoods hate-filled tardo voters passed last November. But in further treating not only their state but the entire country as mentally deficient children, they allowed about 18,000 same-sex marriages performed before the ban to remain valid.

Gee - thanks for thinking of at least some of us, dickheads!
Ellen and Portia, you're on the safe list and can keep all the presents!

This whole drama is so filled with bullshit I can barely get my head around it anymore. And let's face it, it's not like this decision was a shock. But as of this writing, the ruling was met with chants of "shame on you" from a crowd of about 1,000 people, and protests were starting to form in the streets.

While we're sure this guy here factored into some of how the court voted, I really only have one thing left to say on the matter for today - and that's this.

More fun news! New Hampshire lawmakers unexpectedly killed House Bill 436 on Wednesday that would have made the state the sixth to legalize gay marriage. According to a just-posted story by Reuters, "the legislature had been asked to approve language that would give legal protections, including the right to decline to marry same-sex couples, to clergy and others affiliated with religious organizations. That wording was added by Governor John Lynch, a Democrat who promised to sign the bill if those changes were made." Making this scenario even more charming is this vomit-inducing and borderline pornographic - in the true sense of the word - commercial that utilizes little kids to sell hate. Whichever stage mothers were responsible for allowing their kids to be a part of this dreck should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for making terroristic threats.

Oh, there's nothing like a touchy subject - or the face of a kid eating a Hershey® bar - to get everyone's panties in a bunch. Well, here's a fun one for ya: Apparently, if you go to an extremely Christian school, by all accounts have good grades, are a decent human being, and are majoring in molecular biology, you can't masturbate on camera to help pay for your tuition. John Gechter, 22, of Philadelphia, said that he needed the income from his roles in gay porn to pay for school, but was suspended for a year from Grove City College, pending his appeal, after a student saw him in a video posted online. (Was the student/tattletale/closet-case suspended, too, we wonder?) Cutie John went by the name of Vincent DeSalvo, and we give him passing grades all around. Click here for the full story, and here for a gallery he did for Randy Blue. For the time being though, it looks like this is the college's stance.

If you're hankering for the days of Bush Jr. or even Reagan, look no further than this "Does he really still think this shit is real?" clip of out of touch hatemonger Pat Robertson spewing his ongoing correlation of gay marriage with polygamy, bestiality, child molestation, and pedophilia.

Why the obsession Pat? You got something you wanna confess?

We could go off on a tirade, but it's been done so many times before we're not gonna even bother. We assume that if you're on this blog you think that this Jurassic douchebag needs to be taken to the glue factory already... but hey - it's Friday and we love working ourselves in a tizzy before cocktailing.

You know, for fun.

Make yourself feel better by showing this cockwad how you really feel:
Send him a copy of your all-time favorite fisting film for Mother's Day.

And yes, we used the asshole link again today. It just fits oh-so-well.