Ewan McGregor

I want to love Phillip Morris...I think I love Phillip Morris...but I may never get the chance to actually "know" Phillip Morris. Despite being released all over the globe the gay comedy I Love You Phillip Morris, starring Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor, may never actually hit theaters here in the states (due to distribution technicalities). What has made it to the states (thank you internet!!!) are some "steamy"
clips of Mr.Carey pumping butt, and Mr.McGregor giving a blowjay.

Now Ewan sucking some D - not really a surprise to me. I mean after starring in Moulin Rouge, playing gay (more than once), and having that god-damned adorable accent (the accent always adds a level of gay for me) its not that far of a stretch to picture Mr. Mcregor with a pork sword hanging out of his mouth. What did surprise me was the level of "umph" behind Carey's anal extravaganza. I never thought the day would come that I would see Ace Ventura sodomizing another man (a jungle animal would have been less of a shocker). All in all I have to applaud Mr.Carey for his sweaty top man action, I think the "ride-em-cowboy" fist pump move he threw in was a nice addition (you did Brokeback Mountain proud).

All this being said - watch the clip - it may be the only one you ever see!

Well Fella's - if the clip doesn't work for you its because its been kidnapped from the digital world. I guess all good things must end with a cum...I mean come to an end...sorry!

With its long-awaited world premiere at the Sundance Film Festival, I Love You Phillip Morris now in the past, I Love You, Phillip Morris has been unleashed on a few thousand people. The film tells the story of a small-town cop turned white-collar criminal who falls in love with a man, while in prison. Rumored to have a $7 million dollar price tag, it's a mystery who will distribute this film. I've got the trailer on the site but it doesn't do the film justice. I saw the at the European Film Market in Berlin and it's one wild and crazy kind of film. (to quote Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin) It's real gay, and these are major movie stars. The film isn't a biopic of a hero -- Jim Carrey's character is a swindler and pathological liar. This film has no drag queens, no heroes and no Montana backdrop. All the festivals will want to show it -- but who will be brave enough to distribute what is one of the most interesting gay films to date. Do we care that both Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor are straight -- not really. Hopefully, you'll get to see the movie at your cineplex -- but it's up-in-the air just when this will happen.