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Federal Needle Exchange Ban Doesn't Stop Porn Stars from Shooting Up


Botox, that is.

Fresh-faced and apple-cheeked, Jordan and Aden Jaric are just about the most wholesome couple in gay porn. They have puppies, they smile constantly, and they pepper their blog posts with a generous supply of exclamation points. They're just like us! And like us, they're not above getting a little work done and posting footage of the procedures to YouTube, for edutainment.

Having already undergone a recent nose job, Jordan Jaric is no stranger to the knife. And my god, you should have seen him before the surgery. Children fled in terror as Jordan obliviously cavorted on the beach, his proboscis knocking out lifeguards and low-flying aircraft left and right. Adrien Brody would often look at Jordan's nose and say to himself, thank god that's not me. How Jordan managed to rise to prominence in the slightly looks-obsessed gay adult industry, I'll never fathom, although I do have this weird hunch that it has something to do with the fact that he's fucking insanely gorgeous and always has been, nose job or not. But I'm no expert.

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