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I don't know about you all, but everyday I get some email from someone named Anderson (I wonder if it's this porn star?) or "Robbyn Micaela" or "Mr. Big" telling me that my penis should be larger. How do these people know this? Did "Big Brother" and "Candid Camera" team up and stash a camera in my bathroom? Is Peter Funt or Suzanne Somers (a.k.a. Chrissy Snow) going to pop out of my closet in the near future?

Now I know this is just spam mail, but it got me thinking. I am a shy fellow and I really don't appreciate people assuming that I don't have a colossal unit that's the size of an elephant trunk. (However, I will admit that I would not mind being blessed with the size of Colt's beefy stud Gage Weston and his 10' cock.) Seriously though it does not matter what size you are, and in my opinon its how you use your johntson and not the size of it. Since I am not one to talk about my hook ups or if they are few and far between, I recently came across this new line of toys by a company called Tenga. I don't know, these products may sound a little crazy , but they are from Japan so it's ok! There is something to be said for products that resemble eggs (you have to see these to understand what I am talking about) or a line called cups. For example I had the pleasure of trying the Deep Throat Cup. It has this amazing suction that reminds me of someone performing oral sex on me. The best part is that it's 6.5 inches long so it reaches the base of an average Joe's penis. I really could go on and on, but all of this talk has... sort of... gotten me excited... see ya... amd don't forget to Tenga!

We've uncovered something pretty awesome. I say that because A) it's guys jerking off and B) it's exclusive content that no one else has. So C) check it out!

Pop One Productions brings a fresh, sexy set of masturbation scenes to the wild world of porno for both homos and heteros who just want a great way to get off. And when I say beef, I ain't exagerating.The first set of hotness is from the series BEEF Jerky featuring sexy, uncut fuckers from the Eastern Block. The dastardly Keeneye Reeves digs deep to find the best in gay porn land. Watch the scrumptous Camil Tucker jerk his cannon while standing on a ladder and the bareback bottom feeding twinkMartin Corvin shoot his load. Pop One is also rolling out a new crop of boys from the good ol' US of A featuring dudes of all stripes including cover man to the left Tim Collins and balls-out hardcore sex.

BIG GUNS... WHOA... what a classic! Mike and Marcus are so very lucky to tell you all about this legendary pre-condom porno! William Higgins (one of our favorite directors) holds nothing back when he fudge-packed this gem with not one, but 2(!) military sex scenes, a paper boy who gets paid with about 11 inches up his sweet ass, cute straight boys wrestling in Fundies, and of course BIG dicks! Oh and did I mention the multiple 3-way action? Fuck, I'm just too excited to continue that my head might explode.

We all dream of a dick this big, but for the average man, Carlo Masi's giant cock maybe cause for concern. If you are like me though, it just reminds you of home, and that being said, the last time I saw a creature hung like this, I was strapping a saddle to his back. And no, I am not talking about your dad; I am talking about the stud horses that used to dance through green pastures on the farm. I should use this opportunity to say that you should get your dirty mind out of the gutter, bestiality is illegal (in most states) and rectal trauma is not a pleasant way to go, just ask this guy. (Remember the film Zoo?)