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2009: The Year of the Dick

I could write a verbose article about all of the antics and chaos that ensued in 2009, but that would just deter us all from watching the MASH-UP Video.

HAPPY HOMO NEW YEAR from HOMOPOP! Peace on Earth ya'll. Thank you to all of our loyal supporters for following us throughout the year. 2010 is already shaping up to be balls-out fabulous. Here's a sneak preview: Queer Idol (Dwayne and Al think they are on the show of American Idol with Adam Lambert), MORE of Matthew Montgomery and an exclusive interview with............... JANE LYNCH! And that's just in January.

Love ya. Mean it!

DING. DONG. Carlo is knocking at your back door!

We all dream of a dick this big, but for the average man, Carlo Masi's giant cock maybe cause for concern. If you are like me though, it just reminds you of home, and that being said, the last time I saw a creature hung like this, I was strapping a saddle to his back. And no, I am not talking about your dad; I am talking about the stud horses that used to dance through green pastures on the farm. I should use this opportunity to say that you should get your dirty mind out of the gutter, bestiality is illegal (in most states) and rectal trauma is not a pleasant way to go, just ask this guy. (Remember the film Zoo?)

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