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Just when you thought Madison Avenue couldn't stoop any lower - or come up with an ad campaign more retarded - those health-conscious debutantes at Burger King® have bestowed upon us mere mortals an ad campaign that will appeal solely to three demographics: The anti-Food, Inc. crowd who get their daily dose of vitamins from Kool-Aid®, horny suburban husbands whose wives check their computers daily for any signs of porn, and 12-year olds who think that getting whacked in the nuts is hilarious. Moreover, it's painfully obvious that a straight man came up with this campaign:

One:
What queen would think that a mere seven inches would blow one's mind away?
Two:
Miss Thing's mouth isn't opened wide enough to accommodate said inches.
Three:
No gay man would make an allusion to cum via A.1.®'s Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce.

Click here to see the actual BK® ad that made the web rounds yesterday, and click here have it your way and view our glorious mock-up in all it's equally retarded full-size glory.