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It's the dog days of summer and it seems that everyone is in the middle of a sweltering heatwave. This is my favorite time of year actually - the sun, the sand, and the birthday of Jeff Stryker! Every year, I pull my Jeff Stryker ultimate action figure down from the shelf and thank him for all he has done for the gay adult industry. I mean he certainly changed it! He was one of the first men who crossed over and the term "gay for pay" was probably coined in his honor. I am sorry though, I still believe he is a true homosexual like you and me. I mean watching him pound scrumptous male bottoms in films like Underground is so delicious! (Sorry, I got a little carried away there.) Just see what a great actor he is here. READ MORE

I have to say that we are really fucking lucky here at HOMOPOP. A couple of weeks ago we hit Hollywood royalty when we had the fantastic pleasure of sitting down with Sharon Gless (you know Cagney from Cagney & Lacey and Debbie Novotny from Queer As Folk. Well this time we hit porn royalty when our resident cutie got a chance to sit down with stud daddy Colton Ford during his sound check for the Boys of Summer event last Friday night. (Yeah, sorry boys you missed a hum dinger that night!) Colton was in town promoting his new, upcoming album Under the Covers, which comes out Sept. 1st. Check out some sneak previews of the album on his myspace page - and you have have to reinstate your old profile to view it either.

Here's what he has to say AND how he reacted to Mike propositioning him. (Way to go Mike. We are so proud of you!)

Judging from his special appearances on The Kids Choice Awards and Larry King Live alongside our second-favorite ginger, Kathy Griffin (Blu Kennedy holds the number one spot), Levi Johnston’s trying to make the most out of his fifteen minutes. And according to a recent interview with Bravo’s Andy Cohen, he’ll even consider nude modeling for the right price. Assuming Kathy Griffin paid at least five-hundred smackers to slake her thirst at Levi’s fountain of youth, any cash the young Alaskan can summon from here on out is just icing.

And the gay media is biting! Unzipped magazine, recent purveyor of a meatless Beau Breedlove spread, has reportedly made an offer that Levi might not refuse. This is a win-win situation, folks. For The Gays and The Womens, it means the chance to lay eyes upon the Moose-fed young jock’s hockey stick, and don’t even pretend like you’re not curious about it. For Levi, it means expensive laser tattoo removal is just the beginning. Depending on how well he parlays a nude magazine spread into bigger opportunities, like a feature film role or (fingers crossed) porn modeling, Levi could kick back and enjoy American Life the way is was intended, all mojitos and in-ground pools, while the icy, unforgiving tundra fades into dim memory -- just like the memory of a certain spotlight-grubbing almost-mother-in-law who will remain anonymous. Meanwhile, Levi’s actual mother would no doubt have some of the financial burden eased from her legal troubles, to say nothing of love-child Trip’s nascent college fund (and let’s actually say nothing about the kid, okay? He’s a boner-killer).

It’s the American Dream! Get famous for no reason, and stay famous through flashing some skin. It worked for Paris Hilton, and Levi, it can work for you. So, as Tim Gunn would say: Make it work! In the meantime, I’ve got my best tube sock on standby, trust.

I am sure you have all read about Lady Gaga having both a pickle and a vaja-ja on towleroad and if you haven't, then you need to seriously check your gay number on the Kinsey scale. If you didn't know then click here and raise your homosexual status back to the level it should be. I don't know about you, but lazy Sundays are days for relaxing, nursing your hangover and watching youtube videos. So for nothing else, I just get a kick out of Little Britain and constantly watch their various episodes. The snappy dialog, ridiculous humor and quirky characters are a hoot. So for nothing else; enjoy one of my favorite episodes "The Only Gay in the Village". (I will confess though, I grew up in Allentown and this is how I felt growing up. But I never wore unitards or mesh outfits. Maybe I should have.)

It must have taken a lot out of me, being in the US... It seems that hanging with party animals like Keeneye and Matthew Montgomery has taken its toll on this poor London lad and I have been unable to get more than a couple of hours sleep every night since. This leads, of course, to many more hours to fill in a day, and discoveries of many fascinating internet nooks and crannies. Last night, around 4am, I stumbled upon The World According To and what a fascinating forum they have! Never before have I seen so much male celebrity peen in the one handy place... Of course, we are all familiar with Brad Pitt and Jude Law’s appendage, but this site goes further... how about a close up of Jake Gyllenhaal’s shorts while he is surfing? Video of Mr. Harry Potter performing naked in Equus anyone? And why does Prince William hold his cock like that when he is peeing? It’s just odd isn’t it? Did the butler teach him to do that? It must have been a trick... and how long does someone have to be dead before a look at their peen is OK again? Is it ever? Heath Ledger or John Lennon anyone? The list is endless! As it turns out, however, counting cock worked no better than counting sheep for me. Maybe it’s time to stop counting entirely and just get totally drunk before I hit the pillow. Yes, that’s the plan for tonight.