Gerard Butler

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I was recently blindsided by the discovery that … wait for it … there is actually a Matthew Montgomery film (my very very FIRST film as a matter of fact) that hasn’t been distributed yet. I know, folks. I gasped just as loud when I heard this preposterous news myself. It was like finding out that Gerard Butler was gay-ish all over again. In case you missed that Gerard reference cause you were living under a rock - or in my case hung over under a rock - then here you go. Your welcome. There was also an article evidently claiming this was false, how convenient, but being the good gay that I am, I’m not posting that one. (If you’re a party pooper, you can go Google it yourself.)

Actually, what he supposedly regurgitates is "I have been in relationships with women. And men. That doesn't make me gay. That doesn't make me straight." Well, at least he got that last part right. Before you start throwing stones (or glitter), I’m well aware of that part of the population who seem to think they’re “bisexual.” Personally, I think they’re just greedy. And awfully indecisive... like John Kerry. READ MORE