Jim Carey

I want to love Phillip Morris...I think I love Phillip Morris...but I may never get the chance to actually "know" Phillip Morris. Despite being released all over the globe the gay comedy I Love You Phillip Morris, starring Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor, may never actually hit theaters here in the states (due to distribution technicalities). What has made it to the states (thank you internet!!!) are some "steamy"
clips of Mr.Carey pumping butt, and Mr.McGregor giving a blowjay.

Now Ewan sucking some D - not really a surprise to me. I mean after starring in Moulin Rouge, playing gay (more than once), and having that god-damned adorable accent (the accent always adds a level of gay for me) its not that far of a stretch to picture Mr. Mcregor with a pork sword hanging out of his mouth. What did surprise me was the level of "umph" behind Carey's anal extravaganza. I never thought the day would come that I would see Ace Ventura sodomizing another man (a jungle animal would have been less of a shocker). All in all I have to applaud Mr.Carey for his sweaty top man action, I think the "ride-em-cowboy" fist pump move he threw in was a nice addition (you did Brokeback Mountain proud).

All this being said - watch the clip - it may be the only one you ever see!

Well Fella's - if the clip doesn't work for you its because its been kidnapped from the digital world. I guess all good things must end with a cum...I mean come to an end...sorry!